KarkatXReader: Part 1

    You grumble a bit before turning back to your laptop. If they wanted to talk to you, they’ll have to fucking talk to you first, not the other way around. But the truth was, you had nothing to do at the moment. Not even a computer game or show. You felt like the low blood of the planet. Because, of course your blood was red. Or… was it blue? You didn’t know how the hemospectrum worked but you still considered yourself to be a mixed breed. A mutt. Dirt, even.

    You pretend to type while glancing up at the advancing figure in the distance. You could only make out his face. He looked annoyed with something. You roll your eyes and open another tab and look at other Sburb sessions. You wanted to see how other players experienced. You close the tab, unsuccessful. There was very little information on anything. They all seemed to be working on a time limit. The less time, the less dialogue.

    Were you alone in this strange catastrophe? Were these people even still alive?

    You jump as the silence is suddenly interrupted by an angry troll. You recover and look at the one who was speaking. His red eyes looked down at you, his eyebrows were furrowed down, angry. He looked really pissed for some reason and you couldn’t help but grimace and the boy troll’s harsh words.

    “SO YOU COME FROM THIS STRANGE FUCKING PLANET, HUH?!” He growled. “YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID! YOU DIDN’T EVEN BOTHER TO SPEAK TO US. AS FAR AS WE KNOW YOUR A FUCKING NUISANCE, TRYING TO GET SOME STRANGE INFO ON US. IT’S LIKE-” he trailed off. “WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?”

    You smirked. You had enough of his nubby horned crap. “So, you want to know what I’m doing?” You snarked. You stood, throwing your hands up, dropping your laptop. The laptop landed on the ground with a thump as you stare down the pissy troll. But you realize he was taken aback by your sudden anger and you close your mouth, looking away.

    The nubby horned troll quickly recovered and opened his mouth to retort back. But by the time he had, your gaze was already burning with new fury at the newcomer.

    “HEY LISTEN-” He began. You covered his mouth quickly.

    “Shut up. Shut the hell up,” you growl. The male troll blinks his red eyes before whacking your hand away, baring his sharp teeth. You gasp.

    “WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!” He yelled.

    “I said shut.the.hell.up,” You boldly stepped closer to the troll and you noticed a red blush dusting his cheeks as you and his proximity closed. He stepped back quickly, as if appalled.

    “YOU KNOW YOU CAN SPEAK,” He said.

    You shook your head. “You know you can speak as well but yet you come to me out of all people and decide to give me a lecture. It’s my gift to you that I actually acknowledged you as a person,” you said. When looking at the troll’s reaction, you saw that he wasn’t very satisfied with what you said.

    “WHO GAVE YOU THE GOD DAMNED RIGHT T-”

    “I’m going to stop you right there. You might as well tell me why you’re here or get the hell-”

    “MAY I REMIND YOU THIS IS MY HOME YOU’RE TELLING ME TO GET OUT OF,” the troll calmly stated.

    “Fine,” you sat down, grabbing you laptop. “What do you want?” You stated again. He sighed, exasperated.

    “You might as well tell me you name, human,” the troll sighed awkwardly.

    “What?” You were shocked for two reasons. One, he stopped yelling. Two, why did he want to know your name and why was he so flustered about asking?

    “I want to know your name,” he repeats, this time quieter.

    You spluttered out a nonsense word then blushed because you had nothing to say but to answer his question.

    “M-My name’s (N/A),” you replied grumbling angrily to yourself.

    “Karkat.”

    You scoffed. You misunderstood what he said. “Kitkat? Is that really your name or are you messing with me?”

    “REALLY?! WHAT KIND OF-” The troll stopped abruptly. “ARE YOU MESSING WITH ME?”

    You looked inquisitively at the troll before you. “No, I thought you were messing with me.”

    Karkat sighed. “MY NAME IS KARKAT.”

    You broke up, giggling. Karkat stared at you the whole time until he began to laugh himself.

    “Now I know you messing with me. No other troll have I ever heard with a goofy name like that. I might as well call you...” You stopped laughing, trying to catch your breath as you thought of what to call Karkat. You smiled. “Beep beep meow.”

    “What?” Karkat smirked at your choice.

    “Beep.Beep.Meow.”

    The two of you began to laugh until you couldn’t anymore.

    “Beep beep,” you began.

    “Meow.” Karkat finished, crossing his arms in mock anger